A Natural Born Citizen...Orly?: "I pulled this off of TeamSarah.org thought you enjoy it.
Dear Mr. Obama
Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean President-elect Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?
See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!
Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ? No, I didn't think so. . .
Well, listen, anyways, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "locked" or "not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.
Could you help me please find these things, sir?
• Your Occidental College records
• Your Columbia College records
• Your Columbia Thesis paper
• Your Harvard College records
• Your Selective Service Registration
• Your medical records
• Your Illinois State Senate records
• Your Illinois State Senate schedule
• Your Law practice client list
• A Certified Copy of your original Birth certificate
• Your embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth
• Your Harvard Law Review articles that were published
• Your University of Chicago scholarly articles
• Your Record of baptism
Oh hey . . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow. And the day after. . .
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Hi,
This piece is from an orginal work from my copyrighted blog, which was lifted by a not so honest person --who in turn sent it viral via email without proper credits. Since then, it has cropped up at various sites of nice folks like you, who have no idea it was lifted.
The original to this post was made on August 2, 2008 at the following link to my site.
http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com/2008/08/02/ahsorry-to-bother-you-mr-obama-sir/
I also published this work officially at No Quarter. Link is below.
http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/08/03/ahsorry-to-bother-you-mr-obamasir/
I am a writer and I take my property seriously, whether in real life or on my blog, so I did a plagiarism trace on this and several other pieces in order to correct the postings on various blogs and sites.
My assumption here is that an innocent person got it from somebody...who got it from somebody....who ultimately removed it from my blog. You are one of those innocent people as is the person you got it from. I'm just here to let you know that it was lifted and to ask you to provide proper credits.
I put a lot of thought into my work, whether in life or on my blog, so I know you will appreciate what I am saying.
While I have no objection to others posting my work, it should posted as the original was written, and be block quoted with a citation link to my blog as shown below:
http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com/2008/08/02/ahsorry-to-bother-you-mr-obama-sir/
I would also be most grateful if you would either provide me with the link at Team Sarah (of which I am a member!) where the link was posted. I would also appreciate if you would let the person you got this piece from know that it was lifted from my blog without credits. Thanks and God bless.
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